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How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack By Andrew Shaffer How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack Sharks Are Flying at Your Head at mph How Will You Survive In the apocalyptic world we live in Mother Nature is angry Danger waits at every turn and catastrophes like the Los Angeles sharknados
  • Title: How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
  • Author: Andrew Shaffer
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  • How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack By Andrew Shaffer Sharks Are Flying at Your Head at 300 mph How Will You Survive In the apocalyptic world we live in, Mother Nature is angry Danger waits at every turn, and catastrophes like the Los Angeles sharknados have taught us that we need to be ready for anything Too many lives have already been lost But fear not How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters is the fiSharks Are Flying at Your Head at 300 mph How Will You Survive In the apocalyptic world we live in, Mother Nature is angry Danger waits at every turn, and catastrophes like the Los Angeles sharknados have taught us that we need to be ready for anything Too many lives have already been lost But fear not How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters is the first and only comprehensive guide to surviving the very worst that Mother Nature can throw our way Inside this life saving reference, you ll find Vital information about dozens of unnatural disasters and ungodly monsters that can injure, maim, or kill you, from arachnoquakes and ice twisters to piranhacondas and mega pythons Easy to understand survival tips for avoiding a bloody demise Inspirational words of wisdom from survivors, including Fin Shepard and April Wexler Useful resources, such as the Shepard Survival Assessment Test S.S.A.T , and much With this essential book in hand, you too can be a hero who laughs in the face of calamity while saving friends and family Or you can just avoid getting savagely ripped apart by a robocroc Either way, you ve been warned Now be prepared.
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      Andrew Shaffer is the New York Times bestselling author of than a dozen books He lives with his wife, novelist Tiffany Reisz, in Lexington, Kentucky, where he teaches at the non profit Carnegie Center for Literacy and Learning.

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    1. i read this book 2 years ago, and neverever reviewed it it was so long ago that the comment thread is full of friendly conversation between myself and people who have since blocked me, making it a historical relic of a most delightful conviviality in the interest both of shark week and of getting my to be reviewed pile down to acceptable levels, i will FINALLY review it, if my shaky sharky memory and my nostalgic tears permitsis is a really fun and silly book for fans of animal attack syfy movi [...]


    2. My friend Kelly did the bestest ever review on this book so I had to grab it up.You think Cody Lundin, Les Stroud or Bear Grylls are going to help you when you are facing down a Basilisk NOTyou better grab your copy of this book up.Hint you can t blow it up You can, however distract it with the Eye of Medusa.My child and I had a ball last night reading through this book He of course has been watching all the movies tv shows that he needs to fight some of these creatures Sharknado, Hunting Bigfoo [...]


    3. Find all of my reviews at 52bookminimum This week s forecast Increasing heat and a 100% chance of Sharknados No, seriously today is Sharknado 2 The Second One day For decades movies have been describing all the ways terrifying beasts and various forces of nature can kill us This book fills the populous in on the truth of all the unnatural disasters that could and most likely will befall the average human in the near future Let s face it, we aren t all Batman, equipped with utility belts that wil [...]


    4. It saved my life and it might save yours Okay, so it hasn t saved my life Yet But IT S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME.FULL DISCLOSURE My fianc wrote this book But I did read it and I did love it SO SHOULD YOU.


    5. Last summer, Sharknado struck a world entirely unprepared The Syfy documentary about a hurricane that blew ravenous sharks all over Los Angeles caused a tidal wave of excitement mostly on Twitter, the official social media platform of the Apocalypse.And here we go again On July 30, Sharknado 2 The Second One will dump mayhem on New York But this time, we ll be ready, thanks to gonzo biologist and popular satirist Andrew Shaffer He s just published an essential guide called How to Survive a Shark [...]


    6. This book is laugh out loud hilarious The advice given throughout is given so seriously but with tongue firmly in cheek and I loved every bit of it The side bars and weird science extras were a lot of fun I definitely feel prepared for anything and I am in the process of getting my preparedness kits together At the end of the book there is a list of films related to the unnatural disasters and monsters and I actually found that I have watched most of them and want to watch the others, not quite [...]


    7. I actually received this book in a LootCrate monthly subscription box and I was super excited about it It is one of the most funny and somewhat scary books I ve read ever I use the word scary because the disasters described in the book are written so well that they seem too real but I loved that I highly recommend this book to anyone.


    8. I just personally love how this book is built around the premise that we actually live in a SyFy Original movie Where things like Pteracudas and Sharknados and Cyboars are legitimate threats Honestly I wish we DID live in such a world Goofy, silly, fun.


    9. Read this review and others at literatureislife 2016 07 How to Survive a Sharknado is a fun little book covering various scenarios in Syfy Channel films that all share a common theme humanity has messed around with Mother Nature and boy is she pissed Despite being called How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters, this survival guide focuses a lot on the Other Unnatural Disasters part of the title The first Sharknado movie gained quite a bit of popularity as a so bad it s good fil [...]


    10. As a Mormon, I one hundred percent can get behind preparedness In our semi annual meetings also known as General Conference for as long as I can remember, there has been some mention of personal preparedness Typically, however, the warning to prepare is quite general as it would obviously need to be in a global church different disasters in different climates, right Fortunately for me, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters covered EVERYTHING well, nearly everything We ll come [...]


    11. Laugh out loud funny, this book is for any b movie aficionado or Syfy channel fan The author of this im practical guide states that, Mother Nature is Angry Can you blame her We treat the planet like a rental car with full coverage He then provides strategies and information on how to study, avoid, and survive, for thirty five different scenarios of unnatural disasters or monsters There s helpful advice on bataclysms, firenados, mongolian death worms, and sharktopus For each event or monster ther [...]


    12. Events like Sharknado have taught us that you can never underestimate Mother Nature How can you prepare for the unimaginable This guide will teach you Learn essential information like what to do during an Antdemic, where to hide during a Stonehenge Apocalypse, and how to treat poisoning from a Manticore spike Handy vital statistics at the beginning of each description let you know how high your risk of encounter is and at the end of the book you will find advice for packing your unnatural disast [...]


    13. Of course I bought the book This book is as ridiculous as it sounds If you were expecting something not ridiculous, then you d be reading the wrong book The sections detail out specific unnatural disasters, where they can generally expect to be found and how to avoid them I laughed or at least giggled through every sections Those that have feature films that match them not all do I found even amusing.If you have seen any of the crappy SyFy D flicks they produce, this book will be amusing at the [...]


    14. Similarly composed to a book from the WORST CASE SCENARIO series, this survival guide is a sci fi fantasy version I enjoyed flipping through the unnatural disasters and giggling at some of the witty names Stonado Plymouth Rocklone, Gatoroid , etc but I was not intrigued enough to read its entirety Fans of the SHARKNADO films, will enjoy this book and its crazy situations and solutions.


    15. If I were to carry just one book around with me my whole life alongside a possible gruesome death too , it would undoubtedly be this one.If I were to carry two, well, it would be this one, and another copy of this one And so it goes


    16. For reviews, check out ITIO Book Reviews.I was given a free copy of this book in exchange for an honest review Thank you to the folks at Three Rivers Press and Blogging For Books I appreciate it I think I m in love with this book I m completely serious I think I m in love with it I think I m going to reference it to anyone that will listen or not listen in the upcoming school year I don t usually read books like this i.e survival guide parodies , but I m glad that I was sent this one I can alre [...]


    17. This book sat on my shelf for a long time well over a year I thought it a quaint novelty but recently I looked around at the world and realized we re starting to see unnatural disasters happening a lot I mean, just look at Washington DC nowadays So I picked this up and I am ever so glad I did I am now well and truly prepared for all sorts of occurrences I highly recommend this Very Important Book


    18. We live in a very dangerous world If it s not Sharknados in Santa Monica and New York it s Boaricanes in Brazil, Ice Twisters in Oregon, or Mega Pythons in Florida There are tons of survival guides out there but they cannot even begin to prepare you for how to survive in this scary new world Luckily, that s where Andrew Shaffer and his How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters comes in If you re a fan of SyFy original movies then you ll recognize a number of the threats featured i [...]


    19. This review is long, long overdue I will not be adding a read date to the review because I ve honestly been treating this book as the encyclopedic reference it is Sure, a Sharknado will probably never occur in real life nor will most of the SyFy based creations described in this book , but if it does, this book will have you very well prepared Not only did the author research the fantastical, hypothetical disasters with stunning alacrity, but the book is full of real information about both actua [...]


    20. Have you seen the movie Sharknado I watched about ten minutes and dismissed it right away I don t have much patience for TV outside my favorite series , but for a lot of people they simply love the movie and its sequel So could you survive a real sharknado or anything else horribly unnatural Well, you re in luck Because we now have an official guide to staying alive in an event of such unnatural disasters The book is set up like a typical survival guide Easy to read and understand so that if you [...]


    21. I got this book from Blogging For Books in exchange for a review That doesn t effect my opinion.The book came out right before the second Sharknado movie premiered on the Syfy Channel It s featured in the movie as the book that Fin and April wrote after the events of first movie It s pretty entertaining It s a satirical version of those survival guides that they have for different situations It will teach you how to survive all of the Syfy channel movies.The book is broken down into sections and [...]


    22. Do yourself a favor and watch Sharknado and Sharknado 2 The Second One There is one word to describe these movies and it is HILARIOUS I read this book in a day A super funny and entertaining read This book gives fans an inside look into how to survive a Sharknado and other natural disasters from a Beeclipse to a Boarricane This book built around the premise that we acutally live in a Syfy original movie makes it even better I mean who wouldn t want to live in a world where Sharknados and Piranac [...]


    23. There is the possibility of a disaster everyday, but some disasters you may never imagine coming, so how do you prepare yourself for those Not for the weak, How to Survive a Sharknado and other Unnatural Disasters will let you know that there are horrors out there than you ever imagined Filled with such helpful information such as Did you remove the sword from the stone, even after we warned you not to can you stop the rock monster Don t take pictures of the Elecktrokraken Survival is importan [...]


    24. 3 and 1 2 stars This book is geared towards those that watch all of those cheesy movies on the SyFy channel While I was familiar with a handful of the movies referenced, I was not familiar with most I believe this has a big effect on how much or how little one would enjoy this book.There is a lot of humor interspersed throughout the book, and the book is very clever My unfamiliarity with all of the SyFy channel movies, however, meant that I could not enjoy this book to the fullest I could easily [...]


    25. How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack is the full title, and gives you a pretty good idea of where this humorous survival guide is going.With inserted content like Who Said it Evil Wizard Dimitar or Kanye West and sections on creatures Sharktopus, etc , Earth ice twisters and apparently every single bad SciFi channel monster, this comprehensive survival guide is hilarious I was particularly a fan of the contributions from unnat [...]


    26. Just In Time For Sharknado 2 and Shark Week This is a Fun Read April Wexler and Fin Shepard have come together, with Andrew Shaffer, to put together a great survival guide You will be able to take the information they have gathered, for each entry there is a Study, what to Avoid, and a how to Survive, there is also a wonderful rating system for the understanding via The Threat to Humanity, Risk of Encounter, and my personal favorite Fin s WTF Wow That s Freaky Factor.Taking cues from legends and [...]


    27. I was unaware until reading this book just how unprepared I am for unimaginable disasters Little did I know how at risk I was for disasters such as Redneck Alligators, Sharktopi, a polar vortex, and Thanks to this book I know know essential information like what to during an Antdemic, where to hide during a Stonehenge Apocalypse, and how to treat poisoning from a Manticore spike Now you might be thinking I ll just move somewhere safe , but let me tell you nowhere is safe The best you can do is [...]


    28. YES I survived reading the different ways the earth and creatures could come and kill me and my family After reading How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack, I feel safer and I am sure I can survive should any of the issues came towards me or my family The survival guide is a must for people who believe any of these could happen otherwise it was a good laugh and gave good side bars on some thingsI gave this book a 4 5 and I was d [...]


    29. This was a funny survival manual on how to survive a sharknado, among other things I am not entirely sure how to review this, but it was really cute and funny I have been through tornados, earthquakes, and hurricanes, but now I feel totally prepared to survive a sharknado, and a redneck gator attack, with recipes on what to do with the leftovers Even though I now live no where near a ocean I am ready, but I am not to sure I really want to be This book was very informative and may be our governme [...]


    30. This is perhaps one of the most important books of our generation What DO you do when you get caught in the middle of a sharknado or a beeclipse Or get attacked by a manticore Thank God Andrew Shaffer has our backs This book was jam packed full of 100% true facts about all sorts of unnatural disasters we as the measly human race can face He gives great survival tips, common sense information, and a list of helpful documentaries to watch to further our knowledge on the subject.What would we do wi [...]


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